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24. Apr 2006 22:06, Snebold

Her gik jeg rundt og troede, at dyr er så søde så søde. Men man skal åbenbart ikke lade sig narre. Nogle af dem er også farlige. Og onde. Især pandaer: 

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(Og hvis jeg ikke var sådan en netspasser, så ville man rent faktisk også kunne læse joken i billedet, men sådan skulle det ikke være. Kig evt. her, hvis du er nysgerrig).

Det vidner denne (måske nok gamle og fortærskede, men ikke desto mindre sjove) joke jo også om:

A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons. "Why?" asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder. "Well, I'm a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up." The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."

Havde jeg vidst det, da jeg var lille, ville jeg ikke have holdt nær så meget af min 1 meter høje plyspanda. Så ville jeg have været bange for den...

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